Dan Hopper
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Los Angeles, CA, United States
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How The 'Major League' Movies Predicted Modern Baseball
Sorry, we're not counting 'Major League: Back To The Minors.' → Read More
5 Movie Moments American Audiences Totally Missed
Here are five movie moments that might've gone over your apple-pie-lovin' head. → Read More
The Petty, Misleading Photos We Need To Stop Sharing
Why do we keep trying to find meaning in random political photos? → Read More
I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
“I have no regrets. If the election happened today, I’d vote for Trump all over again.” These words from Lorraine Knox, 51, echo a familiar refrain... → Read More
Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
Helloooo CoffeeCon! Are you ready for this year’s keynote address??? Can I get a “COFFEE?” [Everyone shouts “Coffee!”] No, I meant, can someone rea... → Read More
The Chicago Mentioner
[THE CHICAGO MENTIONER plops down on the couch to watch TV. His WIFE, enters, looking concerned.] WIFE: Honey, did you forget to pick up Tyler from... → Read More
High School in Movies vs Real Life
Summer lovin', did NOT have me a blast. View "High School in Movies vs Real Life" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
Sex in Movies vs. Sex in Real Life
Table sex = not that comfortable. View "Sex in Movies vs. Sex in Real Life" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs
We're into Week Two of the "Everyone versus The NFL And Everyone Else" kneeling controversy, and we are truly living in a golden age of stupid attempts to willfully misunderstand a situation in order to have angry takes. It is a record-breakingly stupid time in America right now, and I wouldn't dare presume I could actually change the opinion of anyone within the Colin Kaepernick Facebook… → Read More
The 1 Personality Type Hollywood Doesn't Think Deserves Love
Hollywood has done its damnedest to cover all of its bases when it comes to people falling in love. We've seen the indescribably nerdy kid wearing the cartoonish '80s pocket protector in like 1997 get to second base with the hot cheerleader. We've seen the main character's misogynist a-hole dude-bud end up abruptly falling for the lead female's insane total freak roommate. We've seen every… → Read More
How You Describe Your Job to Other People
Wait, so what do you do? View "How You Describe Your Job to Other People" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
10 Sex Mistakes We've All Made
Happens to the best of us. View "10 Sex Mistakes We've All Made" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
10 Sex Tips Softcore Porn Taught Us
The gospel of 90s Cinemax. View "10 Sex Tips Softcore Porn Taught Us" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
10 Sex Tips According To Softcore Porn
And remember: sex isn't complete until the camera pans to the window! View "10 Sex Tips According To Softcore Porn" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
The Most Unexpectedly Annoying Aspect Of Getting Married
I recently discovered the worst word in the world, which is really weird when you consider it's one that everyone's heard since childhood. I never paid it much attention, because under normal circumstances, it's just a nothing of a term. Totally neutral in every way. As words go, it's a baked potato with no toppings. But, when you become that word yourself, the whole world changes. That word is… → Read More
Can We Please Launch These People Into The Sun?
HELL YEAH, Meme Yoda! Way to sum up what we're all thinking: All those whiny snowflakes on the internet and in REAL LIFE (which is HARD) need to stop getting offended about EVERY LITTLE THING and be more like me, the guy who constantly goes around proudly declaring that he's not offended by stuff. You'll encounter these people all the time: The brave, Impact-font-crested warriors who are… → Read More
The 12 Best Parts of Being in a Relationship that No One Mentions
Sure, there's someone to love but there's also SOMEONE TO PLAN YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY! View "The 12 Best Parts of Being in a Relationship that No One Mentions" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
10 Signs You've Found A REAL Man
There is more to it than looks! View "10 Signs You've Found A REAL Man" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
Introverts vs. Extroverts, According to the Internet
This is what extroverts are like, I guess?? View "Introverts vs. Extroverts, According to the Internet" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More
What Every Facebook Wall Looks Like On Your Birthday
This is so true. View "What Every Facebook Wall Looks Like On Your Birthday" and more funny posts on CollegeHumor → Read More