Stephen Kruiser
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Culver City, CA, United States
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The Morning Briefing: China Is Probably Just Waiting for U.S. Military to Get More Woke
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Lillibeth clings fiercely to the belief that she will one day give the keynote address at the annual Mayim Bialik Charit... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Tucker Carlson's J6 Video Gain Is the Dem Media's Pain
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Lester is always convinced that his dream of staging a Stephen Sondheim revue featuring animatronic hamsters is on the ve... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Mitch McConnell Reminds Regular Republicans That He Hates Them
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Reginald was unwavering in his belief that there was a market for artisanal calamine lotion waiting for him somewhere... → Read More
Kruiser's 'The Worst of Times' for the Week of Feb. 27-Mar. 5, 2023
(NOTE: I read The New York Times Opinion section so that others don’t have to. While I could write something every day that mocks the lunacy there, I decided to just highlight a few of them once a wee... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Tucker Carlson Begins Nuking False J6 Narrative From Orbit
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Cresta truly believed that her intimate knowledge of Fabio commercials would one day be of use in the right kind of host... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Finally—Trump Is Hitting the Right Notes Again
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Oswald’s frequent dreams of flying always ended with sensible finger sandwiches and a thermos full of Jack Daniels.... → Read More
'Unwoke' Free-for-All #28: It's Not Racist to Say Wuhan Is Bad Anymore
(Reminder: Every episode is now in the Unwoke All-Access section of our new podcast page. I’ll still be doing teaser blurb posts in Columns as reminders that new episodes are up.)... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Lori Lightfoot Goes From Historic First to Historic Loser
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Kellen felt that his genius for creating avant-garde zombie opera was best channeled when wearing a particular pair of... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Seems Content to Let Trump Run Against Trump for a While
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Elwyn felt that he did his best work when Jupiter was in retrograde and Lawrence Welk reruns were playing on the Laserdi... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Score Another One for the Tinfoil Hat COVID 'Disinformation' Crowd
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Oksana felt vindicated when she was invited to perform her ukulele covers of Metallica at the annual Tri-County Papaya Fe... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Mayor Pete Enters the Biden Diversity Hire Hall of Failures
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Gelson insisted that he could feel the will of Gordon Ramsay possess him whenever he was making frangipane.... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Florida—Come for the Sunshine, Stay for the Rejection of Trans Fascism
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Cornelia was becoming well known at karaoke night for her inability to stop sounding just like Burl Ives after she had... → Read More
Just a Thought: Maybe Trump Should Start Lashing Out at Democrats Again
We begin, as always now, with this: I voted for Donald Trump and will vote for him again, but that doesn’t mean I can’t criticize him. If you’re in the “THOU SHALT NOT BESMIRCH... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Unease Over Biden's Proxy Quagmire in Ukraine Is Growing
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Carlyle’s friends were perplexed by his abrupt decision to get his back covered in a tattoo of Capt. Stubing fro... → Read More
Kruiser's 'The Worst of Times' for the Week of Feb. 13-19, 2023
(NOTE: I read The New York Times Opinion section so that others don’t have to. While I could write something every day that mocks the lunacy there, I decided to just highlight a few of them once a wee... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: Dems Are Oozing Flop Sweat Over Release of J6 Surveillance Video
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Rowena felt that time was on her side when it came to the flea market search for a Lyle Waggoner commemorative plate.... → Read More
NY Times Already Busy Repackaging Biden as Working Class and Thoughtful for 2024
If Joe Biden is truly running for re-election, then his flying monkeys in the mainstream media are going to have to work even harder than they did in 2020 to create a fictional version of him that app... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: The Woke Left Lunatics Have Come for Willy Wonka
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Dryden spent most of his free time attempting to convince itinerant paperback vendors that sandalwood is the most suspici... → Read More
'Unwoke' Free-for-All #27: RIP Raquel Welch—Our Adolescent Fantasies Are Forever Grateful
(Reminder: Every episode is now in the Unwoke All-Access section of our new podcast page. I’ll still be doing teaser blurb posts in Columns as reminders that new episodes are up.)... → Read More
The Morning Briefing: The Eco/Green Weirdos Need Some Tough Love
Top O’ the Briefing Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Carlotta was grateful that she had the financial wherewithal to spend the rest of her days knitting football jerseys for... → Read More