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Robyn Pennacchia

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Chicago, IL, United States

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  • Quartz
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Past articles by Robyn:

New Mexico May End Life Without Parole Sentences For Children ... If They Can Find Them

That's gre — WHAT? → Read More

Male Instacart Shopper Conscientiously Objects To Buying Menstrual Products

According to a now-viral TikTok video, anyway. → Read More

Ohio's Got A Plan To Pay Neo-Nazi Homeschoolers $22K A Year

The proposed 'Backpack Bill' would spend over a billion dollars on private school and homeschooled students. → Read More

Dems Call For Moratorium On Federal Agencies Spying On Your Face

There's literally no regulation of facial recognition and biometric technology right now. → Read More

Repro Rights Roundup: Things At Least Going Well In California, Michigan, And France!

Texas still being terrible. → Read More

Kari Lake Far Too Busy Governing Arizona To Be Trump's Running Mate

She beat DeSantis in the CPAC straw poll for the position. → Read More

In Which Tucker Carlson Weeps For Poor Andrew Tate

Tate is also claiming to have cancer, though reports dispute this. → Read More

CPAC Guy Wants To Turn Our Children's Schools Into Sordid S&M Clubs

Keep spanking fetishists away from impressionable children! → Read More

Guess We're Not Shopping At Walgreens Anymore

The pharmacy chain will not dispense abortion pills — even in states where they are legal. → Read More

Alex Murdaugh Found Guilty, Duh.

It's not a huge surprise. → Read More

Montana Weirdos Fail To Ban Vaccinated People From Donating Blood

There is literally a blood shortage right now. → Read More

Landlord Successfully Hunger Strikes For Landlord Rights, Can Now Throw Family Out On The Street

Time for some less official hunger strikes. → Read More

Jessa Duggar Had An Abortion.

Perhaps she will now rethink trying to take it away from other women who need it. → Read More

Dilbert Guy Explains He Is Just Doing The Mike Pence Rule, But With Black People

And that's not racist AT ALL. → Read More

Florida Republicans Claim COVID-19 Vax Is A 'Bioweapon,' Demand DeSantis 'Ban The Jab'

The Lee County Florida GOP invoked the actual Nuremberg Code in their resolution. → Read More

QAnon Lady Begs Trump To Save Her Convicted Child Molester Son

Everyone else is a pedophile though. → Read More

Repro Roundup: Forced Birthers Not So 'Pro-Life' After All, Part 4,252,337

At least when it comes to arson, postpartum healthcare and public health emergencies. → Read More

Tell Us Your Favorite Pizza Toppings And We'll Tell You Which Spice Girl You Are! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 24

It's Scary! → Read More

The One Million Moms Have A Not-So-Fresh Feeling About Menstruating Ladies

It is in fact just one mom. → Read More

SCOTUS Commutes Death Row Inmate's Sentence Just Because Jury Was Lied To

A rare example of a not-bad opinion! → Read More