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Past articles by Orli:

The Falcon’s GoFundMe Page

“’The Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ provides an answer on who’s paying the Avengers, and the answer is: no one… Basically, the superpowered people... → Read More

Canadian Proverbs

If at first you don’t succeed, try again in French. The journey of a thousand kilometres begins with a single step. The best things in life are fre... → Read More

Elizabeth Warren declared war on Fox News and conservatives are offended.

Fox News is not a regular network, it's a cool network a propaganda outlet with a direct line to the White House, stirring up rage and xenophobia to sell catheters and get its executives tax breaks. Presidential candidate and devoted... → Read More

List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals

“The Mueller Report exceeds 300 pages, raising questions about [Barr’s] four-page summary.” — New York Times, 3/28/19 - - -Sweeney Todd: “A barber ... → Read More

List: If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change

“I’ll be dead by the time I die, so the estate tax isn’t really my problem.” “Frankly, I have never been there, so who’s to know for sure that ther... → Read More

Someone called Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 'bartender.' She served them a top-shelf burn.

A conservative tried to shame Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for having been a bartender, and I know that the internet is full of hyperbole, but I swear that I'm not hyperbolizing when I say that her response is the best. ... → Read More

Pelosi's response to a question about Trump is being hailed as a masterclass in shade.

Sometimes, the simplest shade is the best shade. This week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi essentially disinvited President Trump from delivering the State of the Union to Congress, calling on him to postpone to the spectacle until the... → Read More

13 tweets from travelers that reveal the real dangers of a government shutdown.

President Trump keeping the government shut down until he gets his border wall has consequences beyond his whiny tweets. Government workers, including TSA agents, are forced to work without pay, causing immense stress on those living... → Read More

Mom accuses Southwest Airlines of 'name-shaming' her daughter. Internet finishes the job.

A mom from El Paso, Texas is accusing a Southwest Airlines Gate Agent of "name-shaming" her daughter at John Wayne Airport in Orange County. Traci Redford is the mother of 5-year-old Abcde, which is pronounced... → Read More

Obama finally called out Trump by name, and his response was super corny.

Remember the days when the President of the United States could pronounce the word "anonymous"? Former president Barack Obama made a speech University of Illinois in Champaign, IL, reemerging after the twenty months we endured... → Read More

Aretha Franklin's shade towards Taylor Swift belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Aretha Franklin passed away at her home in Detroit on Thursday, and the world not only lost the Queen of Soul, but a shade queen as well. The first woman ever to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the legendary songwriter,... → Read More

Mom posts moving tribute to her ex for being a good dad to their child. Grab kleenex.

Jessica Singleton is mom to adorable toddler named Pierson. While she and Pierson's dad are no longer together, Singleton wrote a powerful Facebook post about how they're still partners in parenting. "This is my ex. This... → Read More

This guy brilliantly outscammed a scammer claiming to be the 'CEO of Facebook.'

When a scammer slid into Tom Sheerin's DMs claiming to be the "CEO of Facebook" (That's Mr. Zuckerberg to you, sir!), he begin scamming right back in what is an impressive long con. When he's not scamming scammers,... → Read More

Mom explains why we shouldn't body shame ourselves in front of kids.

Australian birth photographer, doula, and mom Lacey Barratt is going viral with her project encouraging women to stop body-shaming, especially in front of their children. Called the Humans Uncensored Project, the mother of five was... → Read More

Email mixup helps man learn what it's really like to be a woman in the workplace.

What's in a name? Writer Martin R. Schneider learned that a man by any other name gets treated just as poorly as a woman does. In a long, juicy Twitter thread that would make a good movie, Schneider writes out how an email mixup with... → Read More

6 people shared the most unexpected ways they've gotten laid and proved there's hope for all of us.

People on Quora are confessing (bragging?) the strangest, most surprising ways they've scored in the game of intercourse and boy, are there some weird ones. Let these 6 people inspire you with the → Read More

Doctors and nurses share the strangest things they've walked in on their patients doing.

Doctors and nurses have seen it all, treating the ills of the human body and popping cysts in all their gory glory. The stuff patients want the doctors and nurses to see is pretty gross. But the even → Read More

Map shows the craziest law in every state, lets you know where you can't wear a fake mustache.

A map compiled by Olivet Nazarene University reveals the most ridiculous laws on the books in each state. For example, the god- and law-fearing citizens of the state of Alabama are forbidden from → Read More

11 Cutest Cats In Movies, Because Dogs Shouldn't Get All The Movie Star Attention

The tragic passing of movie star dog Uggie spawned plenty of tribute pieces and reflecting on how special animals — whether a cute dog or cute cat — can really contribute a lot to movies. It's hard to deny that Uggie had endless amounts of energy on → Read More

9 Female-Led Music Videos That Should Have Gotten a VMA Nom for Video of the Year

On Tuesday, the list of the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards nominations finally hit the Internet — and, to nobody’s surprise, Taylor Swift totally dominated. It really is the Year of Taylor Swift, with her chart-topping consistency, record-breaking tours and empowering celebrations of female → Read More