Sara Farrell Baker, Scary Mommy

Sara Farrell Baker

Scary Mommy

Maryland, United States

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Past articles by Sara:

13 TV Moms We Want To Get Wine-Drunk & Eat All Our Kids' Snacks With

Not all TV moms are created equal. The June Cleavers have their merits, but our favorite TV moms are the messy, neurotic, and wildly relatable ones. → Read More

PSA: Here Are Some Rules For Kids’ Easter Egg Hunts

Easter egg hunts should not be chaotic shitshows that end with the whole neighborhood being under martial law. → Read More

The 'Husband Stitch' Is Just As Horrifying As It Sounds

The husband stitch is sexism at its darkest. It is the idea that women’s bodies exist purely for men. → Read More

Being A Good Husband Isn't That Hard (So Stop Being A Crappy One)

Do these two simple things, and you are at minimum a decent husband. → Read More

The ‘Husband Stitch’ Actually Happens, And It Is Horrifying

The only purpose of this modification and mutilation of a woman’s body with the "husband stitch" is the sexual pleasure of men. → Read More

The 'Husband Stitch' Actually Happens, And It Is Horrifying

The only purpose of this modification and mutilation of a woman’s body with the "husband stitch" is the sexual pleasure of men. → Read More

‘Mixed Signals’ Are Not An Excuse For Sexual Assault

If you feel like you’re receiving “mixed signals,” then stop whatever you’re doing immediately and back all the way off. → Read More

Good F*cking Riddance, 2017

Won't you join me on a stroll down Dumpster Fire Lane as we aggressively wave goodbye to the suck fest that was 2017? → Read More

Chinese Takeout On Christmas Isn’t Just A ‘Thing’ — It’s The Best Tradition Ever

There is nothing like a pile of General Tso’s chicken, still holding the cubic form of its to-go container, to make it feel like Christmas. → Read More

The Scary Mommy Gift Guide For Introverts (Or Anyone Who Is Done Peopling)

We all know that person who hates peopling. → Read More

Can We Stop Trying To Make Everything More Magical, Please?

Instead of teaching our kids to constantly expect to be wowed, teach them to appreciate the world around them. It’s pretty f*cking magical. → Read More

My Toddler Is Big For Their Age, So Stop Making Assumptions

Kids come in all shapes and sizes. Their ages aren’t going to always be apparent or match what we decide is appropriate. → Read More

True Story: A Robot Vacuum Has Changed My Life

I am fully willing to submit to our robot overlords if they’re going to clean my floors for me. → Read More

Nothing Can Prepare You For A Feral Child

There is no taming a feral child. I have tried time-outs. I have tried taking away toys. I have tried so much talking — all the talking. → Read More

Nothing Can Prepare You For A Feral Child

There is no taming a wild child. I have tried time-outs. I have tried taking away toys. I have tried so much talking — all the talking. → Read More

It Looks Like Maybe We Don’t Have To Push So Hard During Labor (Yes, Really)

Hospitals in the UK are halting the practice of telling pregnant women when to push, citing a significant decrease in instances of tearing. → Read More

It Looks Like Maybe We Don't Have To Push So Hard During Labor (Yes, Really)

Hospitals in the UK are halting the practice of telling pregnant women when to push, citing a significant decrease in instances of tearing. → Read More

Being A Good Husband Isn’t Hard So Stop Being A Sh*t One

What the f*ck is wrong with the men who can’t be bothered to do the minimum required to be a good husband? → Read More

Being A Good Husband Isn't Hard So Stop Being A Sh*t One

What the f*ck is wrong with the men who can’t be bothered to do the minimum required to be a good husband? → Read More

Yes, Atheist Parents Can Raise 'Moral,' Upstanding Children

While stereotypes have long led to the idea that religious people are more moral than atheists, scientific research is contradicting that. → Read More