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Detail from a photo (inset) taken Dec. 28, 2017 after Trump golfed, showing constriction of Trump’s arm. The above photo accompanied a recent article in the New York Times. An eagle-eyed Twitter user noticed that something was “wrong with his wrist!!!!” and commented, “Yuck”. I’ll leave it to others to mock Trump’s physical properties. Here I’ll confine myself to explaining what is wrong with… → Read More
BASSACKWOODS, SADSYLVANIA — In this town, where Donald Trump won one hundred percent of the vote, the carriage is still King. Horse-drawn carriages put Bassackwoods on the map, and every hardscrabble American I spoke with here remains hopeful that President Trump will put the millers and wheelwrights back to work building the world’s finest mammal-towed conveyances, despite the cold fact that he… → Read More
What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement? → Read More
Hope this proves persuasive. → Read More
Once more, with feeling! → Read More
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet! → Read More
Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one. → Read More
Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today. → Read More
You know the classic joke, “What’s worse than being mistakenly locked in jail for three years?” And the very funny punchline goes, “When you find out you aren’t entitled to damages because the statute of limitations ran out while you were wrongfully imprisoned!” Please, laugh at this amusing joke for a time, but then calm yourself and absorb the sobering truth: this really happened to a guy, and… → Read More
Darnit, where did the Trump White House get the idea of moving Attorney General Jeff Sessions over to the Department of Homeland Security and replacing him at the Department of Justice with someone even more (somehow) willing to let Trump get away with murdering Rod Rosenstein and Bob Mueller? They got it from somewhere, because here’s ABC News reporting that “Trump aides” are pushing for it,… → Read More
It's FUN GENOCIDE QUIZ TIME!!! → Read More
If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to → Read More
He has the best words, remember? Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats → Read More
He, and only he, must be silenced. The following numbered list is a complete accounting of every American who has been silenced, censored, sabotaged or → Read More
'The Death of a Salesman,' by Duke Ellington This is a follow-up to my less-than-favorably received post yesterday, where I argued that Hillary Clinton → Read More
Loser. I was going to pass on writing about the debate because, as yr great Editrix pointed out in her #Slatepitch this morning, I was in the minority who → Read More
Sorry, rules are rules. Donald Trump's much anticipated (so they say) speech on illegal immigration used the word "kill" six times. "Murder" came up three → Read More
Dr. Jill Stein ascended the rope ladder to her secret medical tree house, where she practiced secret medicine. Hand over hand, clog over sensible clog, she → Read More
Artist's depiction The helicopter soared over the Minnesota woods like a huge machine designed for that purpose. Inside were Donald J. Trump and his pilot, → Read More
Earlier this week I had the unpleasant realization that I have something in common with Donald Trump. I was at work, and I cracked a joke that I shouldn't have → Read More