Ian Karmel, The New York Times

Ian Karmel

The New York Times

Portland, OR, United States

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Recent:
  • Unknown
Past:
  • The New York Times
  • Portland Mercury

Past articles by Ian:

How to Skip Work to Watch the World Cup Without Learning Anything About Soccer

The people’s guide to the beautiful game. → Read More

Portland as Fuck

An appreciation of allegedly terrible music. → Read More

Portland as Fuck

Hilarious person Ian Karmel exposes which Portland institutions are "Portlandy," and which are "Portland as FUCK." → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Hi! Political correctness is not killing comedy. → Read More

My, What a Busy Week!

Film fests, fun, and zero flimflammery. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

I'M PAYING MORE attention to this election than any other election in my entire life. I'm doing it because I have to for my job—but I'm still doing it. I've watched all the debates and the town halls and the major speeches, and I've seen all these motherfuckers perform the act of enjoying down-home unpretentious food for the workingman... a consequence of letting Iowa matter, I guess. It's weird… → Read More

Everything as Fuck

I've got 99 problems, but this breakup ain't one. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

You're quickly decaying... so read this "year-end" list! → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Ian's favorite things of 2015! → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Calling all complainers! It's time for KVETCHMAS. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

What a guy in toe socks and sandals taught me. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

On Thanksgiving, Drake, Garry Shandling, and Space Jam George Jefferson. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Why Thanksgiving is undeniably wack. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Waitasecond... are the Blazers bad or are they good? → Read More

Everything as Fuck

On politics and ghost pepper chips. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Fuck the outdoors! (I might be wrong about that.) → Read More

Everything as Fuck

American Apparel: The "brick and mortar" of generation hoodie? → Read More

Sports!

The sports teams you should know, and how to pretend to care. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Welcome to Portland! Now, move to LA. → Read More

Everything as Fuck

Fuck that Josh Ostrovsky guy. → Read More