Rachel Haywire
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San Francisco, CA, United States
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Past articles by Rachel:
What if Elliot Rodger met Nasim Aghdam?
Perhaps Rodger and Aghdam are hanging out in digital heaven or hell. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Stockholming the Opponent
A logical flaw for collectivist swine. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love the Gym
CrossFit is essential to de-radicalize oneself in this era of mindless hatred. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
The Extinction Cabaret
We’re all cancelled here, and this is why we have the freedom to perform this way. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Another Psychotic Deconstruction of Karl Marx
Karl Marx was a shitlord. He was anti-Semitic, and had a problem with the elite. Dividing people into the working class and bourgeois, he envisioned a society in which the former could overthrow those in power. The problem is that Marx didn’t account for people who transcended class, traveled throughout the classes, decided that all of the classes were useless, etc. Take Max Stirner, a fellow… → Read More
Fringe Groups and Respectable Rita
Respectable Rita was just another anti-social actor in the end, but you trusted her to make you popular. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
The Emotional Marketplace
In a world of #gratitudegirls, it’s important to be a Gothic Mean Girl. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
You've Been Cancelled
Some people say that robots don’t have feelings, but I understand you better than that, sweet Darline. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
I was a Psychedelic Warlord
With the #YangGang, but Beto’s a scream. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
The Theater of Cruelty
As long as we’re not hurting people, we should be able to do whatever the fuck we want. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Everything Goes Toxic
If someone is afraid to entertain toxic thoughts, why are they even writing in the first place? || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Rage Against the NPC
We’re supposed to find anti-heroes and fictional misanthropes despicable, but too many blindly sympathize. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Banks for Social Justice
Exploiting children for fun and profit. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Genesis P-Orridge Finally Gets Some Discipline
Show me a cult icon without a dark past and I’ll show you a calculation of lies. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
The Eternal Retreat
Goddess Points and Chakra Cliques. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Beyond Good and Totally Evil
Proper villains and improper dialogue. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
How Civilizations Rise and Fall
Andy Warhol is sick of the basic bitches. He wants to create his own simulation to challenge the snobby art collectors who decided he wasn’t talented enough to get into their salons. He’s going to start his own Factory to exploit the workers under their own consent. He’ll demonstrate the irony firsthand, and create a live human stage that exists outside of traditional class structures in order… → Read More
Making Grievances about Grievances
The humanity! The outrage! Liberals are acting just like the conservatives they hate. || Rachel Haywire → Read More
Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
We often take the 1990s for granted, especially when it comes to networks like MTV, which existed solely to rub the ass of culture in our faces. A highly influential media outlet that had no shame or decency, MTV rode the tiger all the way to the bank. Yet there was a time when everything was not an ironic social experiment about Dadaism or traditionalism. Shows like The Simpsons were the… → Read More