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“‘I could say I’m the most bullied person on the world,’ Mrs. Trump said in an interview with ABC News that was filmed during her visit to Kenya la... → Read More
Folks, I know I’m going to catch some flak for saying this. But, it’s time for me to bravely roll out the red carpet for our cast aside colleague, ... → Read More
“Rudolph W. Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and longtime friend of President Trump, will join the president’s legal team in an effort to ‘... → Read More
Our beach has recently experienced an unprecedented increase in deadly shark attacks and, as such, we’ve been forced to look for solutions. A shark... → Read More
“For the first time in half a century, visitors to the world’s largest cultural institution, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, will have to pay a man... → Read More
When you come across a U.S. Senate candidate who also happens to be a homophobic pedophile, you can either immediately reject them or hear out the ... → Read More
Well, I guess this was bound to happen at some point. I was always willing to sacrifice my morals if it meant helping elect candidates who support ... → Read More
Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment... → Read More
“Ivanka Trump, in her mother’s new memoir, said she once had a “punk phase” in the nineties.” — The Hill, 10/17/17 - - -Ivanka Trump’s Favorite Pu... → Read More
I just want to make one thing clear right off the bat: I wholeheartedly condemn the horrible, disgusting murders committed by Jack the Ripper. Mr. ... → Read More
First off, our thoughts and prayers go out to the latest hiker who was mauled by a lone wolf in our national park. The rabid wolf in question acted... → Read More
Dear America, At this point, it’s just getting frustrating. Time and time again, our party’s leaders have drafted and presented health care bills t... → Read More
Cain and Abel The first two sons of Adam and Eve are at it again. Cain is FURIOUS that Abel’s sacrifice was better received by God and now, the bat... → Read More
“YouTube’s best-paid star Felix Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie, has yet again used a racial slur on the video-sharing site.” — The Guardian, ... → Read More
First off, I’d like to thank the New York Times for giving me an opportunity to write an op-ed about the very industry from which I earn my ill-got... → Read More
“Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments.” — @realDonald... → Read More
Dear Millennials, Please take a second to look up from your Snapchat hot dogs and observe the world around you. Your lazy generation isn’t investin... → Read More
It’s true, everybody knows it! I am a fantastic president. Incredible. I’ve been very, very dreadfully incredible. You’ve never seen deal-making sk... → Read More
Hello, and welcome to our startup. We hope you’re enjoying your complimentary snifter of vaporized coconut water. Once you’re done, please place th... → Read More
Dear America, My name is Mitch McConnell and I am the Majority Leader of the United States Senate. As you may have heard, the health care bill I se... → Read More