Gary Legum
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Source Of Fox Rigged Election Claim Your Typical Election Expert Who Says She's A Ghost
Maria Bartiromo said it sounded 'kooky,' did not let that stop her! → Read More
Nice Time: Immigrants Having Great Time On Martha's Vineyard, Thanks Ron DeSantis!
DeSantis won't have a shortage of volunteers signing up the next time he pulls this stunt. → Read More
Jan 6 Defendants Passing Time By Recording Crappy Duets With Donald Trump
Have you ever driven a six-inch railroad spike directly into your eardrum? → Read More
Ron DeSantis And Pals Have Flawless Bill To Turn Florida Universities Into Right-Wing Diploma Mills
Think Prager U, but somehow dumber. → Read More
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Will Have Revenge On Joe Biden For Visiting Kyiv First!
Lose a battle, win the war! And Russia did not lose battle! We won by not winning! → Read More
Glenn Youngkin Tells Virginia Women All Your Menstruation Belong To Us
No arguing, you will give this information to Governor Lurch, period. → Read More
Peggy Noonan Converses With Giant Talking Statue, And One Of Them Makes Sense
Lady Liberty likely to now cancel her Wall Street Journal subscription. → Read More
I'm Rick Scott And I Do Not Want To End Social Security And Medicare, Pinky Swear.
The freakish man-beast retreats to the Everglades to lick his wounds after some bruising losses. → Read More
George Santos Accused Of Scamming Amish Out Of Puppies. Seriously.
What a schmuck. → Read More
Hi, I'm The Chinese Spy Balloon! Please Continue Going About Your Day, Citizens!
IGNORE ME! → Read More
Loser Ronna Romney McDaniel Fends Off Bigger Losers, Wins
Congrats to Ronna Romney McDaniel on two more years leading her party down a garbage chute. → Read More
I'm George Santos, And How Lucky Are You To Meet Me
America's favorite congressman would like to buy you a drink, tell you about himself and see what happens. → Read More
Iowa GOP Will Stop Cadillac-Driving Young Bucks From Living It Up On Cooking Oil, Salt, Hobo Beans
They used to be mad about lobster. Now they're mad about white rice and canned soup. → Read More
Conservatives Having Jolly Old Time Making Fun Of, Threatening Officials' Families
We're so old we remember ... you know the rest! → Read More
I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene And I Would Like To Apologize To The Jews For That Space Laser Thing
I, Marjorie Taylor Greene, will get to the bottom of what Anderson Cooper knew and when did he knew it. → Read More
Matt Schlapp Accused Of Groping Male Campaign Staffer, Being A Prick In General
It's always the ones you most suspect. → Read More
If Elon Musk Doesn't Take A Dookie, No One Takes A Dookie! By Elon Musk.
I, Elon Musk, have fired all the janitors. → Read More
Donald Trump Has Not Turned His Back On Me! He's Turned His Front Towards Himself! By Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity comes to terms with the end of a friendship. For now. → Read More
George Santos Also Lied About That. And That. And That. And Oh Yeah, That.
He's still only about the 20th most embarrassing member of the House GOP caucus, somehow. → Read More
Peggy Noonan Longs For Younger, Studlier Presidential Candidates
But a glowing visit brings her some Christmas cheer. → Read More