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Jerry Zezima (opinion): Why would anyone pretend to be me?
Humorist Jerry Zezima steals back his identity. → Read More
Jerry Zezima (opinion): Leaving me home alone is cause for alarm
When humorist Jerry Zezima is left home alone for a few days, he finds a way to nearly get... → Read More
Jerry Zezima (opinion): Turns out you can beat a dead horse
Columnist Jerry Zezima rides in the Carousel Stakes. → Read More
Jerry Zezima (opinion): Here’s the dish on dishwashers
Humorist Jerry Zezima gets a new dishwasher, but still needs advice on how to load it. → Read More
Opinion: Sour and sweet times at the lemonade stand
Humorist Jerry Zezima introduces his granddaughters to the world of business. → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Big wheels keep on running
Young people who have found the balance in life know that you never forget how to ride a bike. Old guys who are unbalanced know that you never forget how t → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Ice cream guy keeps on truckin’
If you want to impress the children in your life — in my case, that would be five grandkids who all have a sweet tooth — break the exciting new → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Kids have fun with the Playground Grandpa
As a relic from another time (the clock right now says 10:47 a.m.), I am known to my grandchildren as a dinosaur. I am also known, at least at a park where → Read More
Jerry Zezima: I need Moe money
If I had spent $24,000 on a wrought iron weather vane depicting The Three Stooges in their famous eye-poking stance, would my wife hit me over the head wit → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Come and meet my stumbling feet
Even in his present condition (deceased since 1987), Fred Astaire is a better dancer than I am.In the movies, especially the ones with Ginger Rogers, Fred → Read More
Jerry Zezima: The Strawberry Whisperer
Whenever I pick strawberries - which I love because they are sweet, juicy and a key ingredient in strawberry daiquiris - I become a basket case.Even with a → Read More
Jerry Zezima: The Grandpa Grilling Club
Like a lot of grandfathers, I have gas. That’s because I recently filled the propane tank on my barbecue grill.I have always been wary of the substan → Read More
Zezima: How I got a seal of approval from Stamford for the DMV
Humorist Jerry Zezima returns to Stamford to retrieve his birth certificate. → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Seal of approval
I have driven every boat I have ever been on, including a cruise ship that miraculously did not, with me at the helm, end up in Davy Jones’ locker.My → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Jerry, Jerry, quite contrary
When it comes to gardening, I’m a blooming idiot. But that hasn’t stopped my wife, Sue, from enlisting my sorry services in planting vegetables → Read More
Jerry Zezima: A brave grandfather branches out
I used to think the high point of grandparenthood was doing incredibly silly things with my grandchildren. Now I realize I am not the top grandfather anymo → Read More
Jerry Zezima: A brave grandfather branches out
I used to think the high point of grandparenthood was doing incredibly silly things with my grandchildren. Now I realize I am not the top grandfather anymore. That’s because I recently met one who climbs trees for a living. → Read More
Jerry Zezima (opinion): There are 3 sides to my musical story
Columnist Jerry Zezima reflects on his musical debut (and finale) on stage. → Read More
Jerry Zezima: Music to my years
When I think of the legendary concerts in music history - the Beatles at Shea Stadium in New York City; Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and other rock giants at → Read More
Jerry Zezima: The grapes of laughs
With apologies to Elvis Presley, who is not taking requests these days, I’m a hunk of burning love, not only for my wife, Sue, who doesn’t alwa → Read More