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The Truth About Taking Guns Away From Cops (VIDEO)
You know, like in the UK. → Read More
4 Stupid Horror Tropes You Never Noticed (VIDEO)
Why you do this, horror movies? → Read More
How Did We All Miss This Twisty Horror Movie? (VIDEO)
Was it the government? It was the government wasn't it? → Read More
4 Video Games That Need To Be Movies Already (VIDEO)
Captain Marvel, Star Wars movies, and Pitch Black are all fine, but video games like Second Sight and Escape from Butcher Bay are WAY better. Thankfully "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked are here to prove it. → Read More
The Single Craziest Horror Movie Ever (VIDEO)
We found it! → Read More
We Gender Swapped The Truman Show And Now It's Just Modern-Day America? (VIDEO)
How much would The Truman Show really change if we gender swapped most of the main characters? Would it actually change or do we just THINK it would because of inherent gender role biases? Ali Gordon investigates. → Read More
The First Haunted House In Space (VIDEO)
This week, the gang heads to space and also hell(?) to watch Event Horizon and wonder at what could have been. They're also joined by Cracked royalty Jason Pargin! → Read More
Why Virtual Reality Sucks (VIDEO)
There are truly so many reasons. → Read More
Hey, Remember Josh Hartnett? (VIDEO)
This week, the gang heads to the Big Apple to watch “Lucky Number Slevin” and wonder at what Josh Hartnett's career could have been. They're also joined by Jordan's best friend Devin Byam! → Read More
An Interview With "Barbarian" Writer/Director Zach Cregger (Formerly of Whitest Kids U Know)
This week, the gang divides and conquers, not unlike the characters in Barbarian. Sort of. They're also joined by writer/Director Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U Know fame! → Read More
We Gender Swapped Basic Instinct and Everybody Should Go To Jail (VIDEO)
KEEP THOSE LEGS CROSSED! → Read More
4 Movie Franchises You're Enjoying Wrong, Dummy (VIDEO)
DC movies, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, and The Matrix are all fine, but they're better if you stop watching the movies and explore the other parts of the fandom. Thankfully "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked are here to show you how. → Read More
The Dark Truth About Being Released From Prison (VIDEO)
It actually still sucks. → Read More
4 Movies Where Everybody Needed To Chill For A Second (VIDEO)
Guys, CALM DOWN! → Read More
Are Twist Endings Fun Or Stupid? (VIDEO)
This week, Jordan and Jesse head to a rich person's house to watch “Bodies Bodies Bodies” and debate twist endings. → Read More
There Will Never Be A Better UFO Movie (VIDEO)
This week, Jordan and Jesse head to 45 miles outside Philly to watch “Signs” and also, briefly, A Serbian Film. → Read More
We Should Remake '90s Action Movies With Better Action (VIDEO)
This week, the gang heads to San Angeles to watch “Demolition Man” and lament it wasn't create by The Raid guys or something. → Read More
Was This Movie Secretly Cursed? (PODCAST)
Two of the four who tried out for this role died, two became mega-famous?! → Read More
A Sexy Fever Dream For Boomers (LIVESTREAM)
Ask your mom about this movie and see what her face does. → Read More
Does Nope Make Any Sense At All? (PODCAST)
This week the gang heads to the modern Wild West to discuss “Nope” and presumably console Jesse on not getting it. If I had to guess. → Read More